G-F-C
G-F-C
G-F-C--G
   C                F
My new girlfriend is better than you,
          C                    F
She's got bigger breasts and a higher IQ,
        C                  F
And she always knows which fork to use,
    C                  G              C
And she doesn't always have some lame excuse,
            C                             F
shes just a wigglin' and a gigglin' and a bakin' a pie,
    C                     F
And I can tell you by the look in her eye,
          C                           F
thet shes never gonna make me have to wonder why,
    C           G                  C
And we're gonna have one hell of a time
G     F            C
She's better than  you (better than you)  (x3)
verse 2:
When she's with me we're hangin around,
We sit and talk about how you let me down,
And how you always used to make that annoying sound,
And how you sure could stand to lose a few pounds,
So I really hope you're happy with the way it turned out,
Cause you made a fool of me but who's laughing now,
Who's laughing now and who's laughing not,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
She's better than you (better than you)  (x3)

   C                 F
My new girlfriend is better than you, (x3)
          C      G             C
She's got higher breasts and a bigger IQ.